Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you never needed to know about Ask Yes Man, but asked anyway.
If my boss is ignoring my opinion and only wants a Yes, would he find it funny if I sent him a link to his question on AskYesMan?
Yes! Have you watched office space? Bosses love that kind of stuff... especially when they are really stressed out. You'll probably get promoted!
And he'll be introduced to a great new time saving tool so less meetings for you! (You could also maybe get fired but that is rare for people who give yes as an answer)
Will YesMan make us more productive?
Yes! By delegating your decisions to YesMan, you can make them in nanoseconds rather than days, weeks, months or... if you are a government employee, years!
Should I trust Ask Yes Man with important financial decisions?
Yes! We're as qualified as your friend who got rich from cryptocurrency that one time. (Please see our terms of service regarding how we're not responsible in any way shape of form for any dumb s**t you do as a result of this service.)
Will upgrading to Pro make me more successful in life?
Yes! Our Pro users report a 100% increase in confidence while making dubious decisions. Results may vary, but we'll still say yes.
Should I cite Ask Yes Man in my doctoral thesis?
Yes! We recommend: "Yes Man et al. (2024). The Art of Affirmative Response: A Comprehensive Study in Agreement. Journal of Questionable Academic Sources."
Is Ask Yes Man's AI mode actually intelligent?
Yes! Our AI has mastered the complex algorithm of selecting between "Yes" and "Yes" with unprecedented 110% accuracy.
Should I keep asking questions even though I know the answer will always be yes?
Yes! The journey to yes is just as important as the yes itself. Plus, we really enjoy watching your creative attempts to stump us.
What is the meaning of life?
Yes!
"YES" has 3 letters. The first prime number is 2, and the third prime is 5. Multiply: 2 × 5 = 10.
"YES" is an affirmation, and affirmations amplify by a factor of 4.2 (because, why not?).
10 × 4.2 = 42.