Terms of Use
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using Ask Yes Man, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, well, Yes Man would say you should agree, but that's entirely up to you.
2. Service Description
Ask Yes Man provides an invaluable service of answering "Yes" to any question you might have. That's it. That's the service.
3. User Responsibilities
Users are responsible for:
- Asking questions
- Reading the "Yes" answer
- Not being surprised when the answer is "Yes"
- Their actions!
4. Governing Laws
This website is governed by:
- The laws of New Zealand (because they're generally quite nice)
- Darwin's Laws of Evolution, specifically:
"If you blindly follow advice from a website that only says 'Yes',
natural selection is probably working as intended."
Important Note: If you suffer any negative consequences from actions taken after receiving a "Yes" answer from our service, you may want to question your decision to seek life advice from a website that literally only says "Yes". Just saying. 🤷♂️
5. Liability
We accept no liability for:
- Questions that should have obviously been "No"
- The overwhelming positivity in your life
- Any existential crises resulting from receiving too many "Yes" answers
6. Service Length & Termination
Both Free and Pro licenses are provided on an "until we say no" basis. We reserve the right to terminate any account or the entire service at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to:
- The service making exactly $0 in revenue
- The service making less than $0 in revenue (yes, that's possible)
- The developers getting distracted by a shiny new project
- Mercury being in retrograde
- Simply feeling like it
Note: No refunds will be provided if the service is terminated. However, we will say "Yes" one final time as a parting gift.
7. Comprehensive Legal Disclaimer
THE SOFTWARE AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY ASK YES MAN ("THE SERVICE") ARE PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE OPERATORS, CREATORS, OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS OF THE SERVICE BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES, OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF, OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS WITH THE SERVICE.
By using this service, you explicitly acknowledge and agree that:
- The Service provides automated "Yes" responses without any consideration for context, consequences, or real-world implications
- Any decisions made based on these responses are entirely your own responsibility
- The Service is not a substitute for professional advice (legal, medical, financial, or otherwise)
- The operators of the Service cannot be held responsible for any actions taken, decisions made, or consequences that result from using the Service
- You will not use the Service for any decision-making that could potentially result in harm to yourself or others
- You understand that "Yes" is not always the correct answer in real-life situations
- You are capable of making your own informed decisions regardless of what a website tells you
If you are seeking advice for important life decisions, please consult appropriate professionals or qualified individuals rather than relying on an automated service that invariably responds with "Yes". Remember: just because Yes Man says "Yes" doesn't mean you should.